Snuffy "Hub Cap" McKinney
2015-12-29 05:58:21 UTC
CFR BR-547.OU812
a. Definitions. Also known as "Larry's Law," this statute is named for Larry the Buttwhistling mOOner, a grate big old fat smelly feller who spends a great deal of time down in an outhouse depository eating recycled Toms Redskin Peanuts*, and who perfected the procedure wherefore described herein.
b. Applications. Larry's Law applies to a feller hoo sticks his haid up a bull's bee hiney, gets stuck until the police arrive.
c. Field Remedies. The only shore far procedure to get the stuckee unstuck is to feed the bull green oats and pinto beans until there is an explosion inside the bull after which the feller is ejected ass backards at brake neck speed, landing in the back seat of the police squat car.
d. Punishmint. The removal/ejection procedure shall be video recorded and unloaded on youtube in perpetuity or forever, whichever comes first, as a reminder to potential Larry's Law offenders what jest might could possibly happen to them.
e. Fine: Larry's Law is indeed a fine law, according to SCROTUS.
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* Sincere thanks is here buy given to Toms Redskin Peanuts for their support of Larry's Law Halfway Houses for Halfsmart Offenders.
a. Definitions. Also known as "Larry's Law," this statute is named for Larry the Buttwhistling mOOner, a grate big old fat smelly feller who spends a great deal of time down in an outhouse depository eating recycled Toms Redskin Peanuts*, and who perfected the procedure wherefore described herein.
b. Applications. Larry's Law applies to a feller hoo sticks his haid up a bull's bee hiney, gets stuck until the police arrive.
c. Field Remedies. The only shore far procedure to get the stuckee unstuck is to feed the bull green oats and pinto beans until there is an explosion inside the bull after which the feller is ejected ass backards at brake neck speed, landing in the back seat of the police squat car.
d. Punishmint. The removal/ejection procedure shall be video recorded and unloaded on youtube in perpetuity or forever, whichever comes first, as a reminder to potential Larry's Law offenders what jest might could possibly happen to them.
e. Fine: Larry's Law is indeed a fine law, according to SCROTUS.
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* Sincere thanks is here buy given to Toms Redskin Peanuts for their support of Larry's Law Halfway Houses for Halfsmart Offenders.